Instructions on how to be Me (robin)
1. Have a 85% celibate attitude
2. Make up random rhymes and sayings
3. Be weird
4. Go to church on Sundays and Tuesdays
5. Wear oversized glasses where ever you go
6. Wear workman boots where ever you go
7. Go natural
8. Watch South Park
9. Be single
10. You cannot be me unless you own a copy of the Sims and have bare bootleg movies
11. Get your eyebrows threaded for 1.99
12. Start up your own organization.
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